What a way to kick off “Off-tober”!
This is brilliant stuff from AvenueQ – hopefully it will spark loads more!
Please join the newly-launched Cumberphone Campaign now…
“Tackling the issue of Mobile Phones at Theatres, one show-tune and soliloquy at a time…”
We’d like all of you wonderful theatricals reading this to perform a line, portion, scene or song from your show (or a rival show perhaps) – with words suitably adjusted for the phone-addicted audience – post it online – on Twitter or Instagram or Facebook or Vimeo using #cumberphone – then nominate your fellow professionals to do the same. It’ll be hard to beat that Avenue Q video – but give it your best shot!
It’s like the ice-bucket challenge, crossed with #15secondshakespeare – but less cold!
They can be rough and ready, in costume or not, they can be mere Vines or Snapchat rants, or they can be a Kenneth Branagh Disney extravaganza. Just a few fun ones to get the ball rolling for now (there’s no limit on the number of entries per performer or show, so keep ’em coming!), to help get people talking…
“Great Campaign – sign me up right now!” – Mark Shenton, The Stage
“We need a big public awareness campaign” – Mark Shenton, The Stage, September 2015
Indeed we do. And so here it is.
Campaign launch press release (“This campaign is not about being more draconian, it’s about being more innovative – and we want it to be fun”)
Our Theatreland Mobiles Manifesto will be launching in October – this is just our opening salvo in the campaign – so hopefully we’ll have lots of your comic/tragic #cumberphone videos in before then to help kick things off with a smile.
The #Cumberphone Campaign Awards – “The Cumbies” will be annual, but (given just how prevalent those mobile phone intrusions are) there will plenty of chances to earn an Honourable Monthly Mention in some categories.
- Best pre-show short film (comedy, musical and drama categories) – self-nominations open now!
- Best pre-show cast announcement (Kinky Boots an early favourite)
- Best pre-show company tweet (e.g. – Globe polite, Mormon direct)
- Most egregious example of mobile phone use (monthly)
- Most inappropriate show-moment for phone interruption (Show Must Go On award)
- Best mid-show phone reaction from cast (The Richard Griffiths memorial award)
- Most charming, friendly, humorous response (Hugh Jackman Grace Under Fire award)
- Best mid-show phone reaction from audience (The Bianca Jagger award)
- Best post-show tweeting (monthly) (Carrie Hope Fletcher an early favourite)
- Best Stage Door comment/video (The Benedict Cumberbatch award)
- Special Award for Theatre doing most (e.g. Jermyn Street trying hard)
- Special Award for Company doing most (is there a Stealth-Mode phone yet?)
- Critics Choice Award – Best individual commitment to the cause (or we could just give it to Patti LuPone right now?)
- “Cumberboo” Award for Bad behaviour (ATT in the lead so far for this shameful advert or this one)
The Cumbies Awards – full info here: http://tinyurl.com/the-cumbies2015
(in the U.S.A., we have the #LuPonePhone Campaign Awards – “The Ponies”)
Brief Announcements and Signs don’t seem to be doing the trick so far, do they?
The idea of having short, humorous, educational and irreverent films and performances before all shows is a key plank of the Cumberphone Campaign – so if you’re in a show or part of a company and want to make a short video… please get uploading now!
We hope that Theatreland will institute far more ritualised and collective acts of encouragement to audiences to “turn their phones off” (although it’s not that simple – see Stealth Phone and the Mobiles Manifesto) – and a great deal of that is going to be in the hands of our talented, tireless actors. It should be fun, not onerous, for both audience and performer.
- Let’s, Turn, The Phones, Off, Agaaaaaaain – Rocky Horror
- On My Phone, Pretending He’s Re-Tweeting Me – Les Miserables
- Good Girrrrrls, Dooooon’t Text – Jersey Boys
- The Phones Are On In Saigon – Miss Saigon
- Turn It Off. Like a Light-Switch, Just Go Click – Book of Mormon (too easy)
- If You Were Gay, That’d Be Okay (so long as you didn’t use your phone in the theatre) – Avenue Q
- We Are The Knights Who Say Niiiii (Phones)! – Spamalot
Let’s make it happen!
If all those wonderful performers are willing to strip naked for the good cause that is West End Bares, then surely we can pull this off too.
Here’s just a few of the very many examples of recent exasperation from Theatreland’s brightest and best on the subject of Mobile Phones at the Theatre:
Eva Noblezada, Kim, Miss Saigon: “I’m sorry, but to sit idly in your seat looking at your BRIGHT screen for minutes is just…really?” (@EvaNoblezada) – 29th August 2015
Ethan Le Phong, Miss Saigon: “We have now routinely been spotting people filming our shows. STOP! It’s RUDE! It’s not a concert! We can see the f*cking red light assh*le!” (@EthanLePhong) – 2nd October 2015
Carrie Hope Fletcher, Eponine, Les Miserables: “To the absolute AR*E in the upper circle with your red recording light on… YOU, yes YOU, single-handedly, were putting me off… it’s hugely disrespectful to those on stage and those around you…When it’s a concert it’s sort of the norm… Theatres are a very different atmosphere. You’re told in an announcement right before the curtain goes up and there are signs in the theatre.” (@CarrieHFletcher) – 25th August 2015
John Boydon & Sandy Moffat, Jersey Boys: “Never known an audience like this! A girl on her phone all of Act 1” (@Sandy_Moffat) – “I don’t think I’ve ever seen as many phones lit up in an auditorium as tonight… Despite the FOH staff trying their best to stop it. Ridiculous, rude and disheartening.” (@JonBoydon) – 4th September 2015
We hope you’ll consider get on board with the campaign too!
Thank You 😉